Have you had sex in three or more positions?
Yes.

Have you had sex continuously for 1 hour or more?
Yes.

Have you devoted an entire day to sex and sexual activity?
Yes. Good times.

Have you had your sexual technique/style/skill openly praised by someone?
Yup.

Have you written an explicitly erotic story?
Yeah. Never finished it tho.

Have you brought your partner to orgasm using only your hands?
Yes.

Have you had sex while both fully dressed (unzip fly, hike up skirt...)?
haha That's the only way!

Have you had sex while standing up?
Yup.

Have you licked or sucked someone else's feet and/or toes?
NO!

Have you performed oral sex on a man (fellatio)?
Yep.

Have you performed oral sex on a woman (cunniligus)?
Not yet. ;)

Have you received oral sex from a man?
Yep.

Have you received oral sex from a woman?
Nope

Have you used the 69 position?
Yeah. Hate it!

Have you intentionally swallowed semen? (Your own counts)
Yes.

Have you woken someone up by performing oral sex on them?
No, thought about it tho.

Have you had sexual intercourse without using birth control?
Yeah, back in the day.

Have you had sex during menstruation?
Ew. Yes.

Have you used whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc, for sexual purposes?
Yeah. And honey, too.

Have you used ice for sexual purposes?
No. On me tho.

Have you used hot/melted wax for sexual purposes?
Nope.

Have you completely shaved off your pubic hair?
Waxed off, yes.

Have you purchased a sex toy?
Nope.

Have you inserted your finger into someone's anus or had this done to you?
Done to me.

Have you licked someone's anus?
Nope

Have you performed anal intercourse? (Toys count)
Nope. Close tho.

Have you used a vibrator or dildo on your partner, or had your partner use one on you?
Nope.

Have you used another kind of inanimate object for penetration (cucumber, beer bottle, etc)?
Yeah.

Have you been involved in the use of a strap-on?
Nope

Have you participated in fisting?
No!

Have you contracted a venereal disease?
Not that I know of.

Have you received money or some favor in exchanged for sexual activities?
Uh no.

Have you forced or coerced someone into having sex with you?
...Might have done.

Have you had sex with a virgin?
Twice.

Have you paid for sex?
Hell no.

Have you been involved in adultery?
Nope

Have you committed statutory rape?
Nope.

Have you had sex with someone 10 years older or younger than yourself?
No way!

Have you had sex with your boss or teacher?
Nope.

Have you willingly committed incest (sex with family member, including 1st cousins)?
No way.

Have you ever had sex with two people from the same family?
Yep.

Have you had sex with someone the same day you met them?
Yeah.

Have you had sex with someone whose name you did not know at the time?
Nope.

Have you had sex with someone you never spoke with or did not speak the same language as you?
Never spoke with. I had JUST talked to him.

Have you been openly homosexual or bisexual?
Openly kissing girls.

Have you had more than 10 partners?
Yes.

Have you had sex with two partners within 24 hours?
Yes.

Have you been in a menage-a-trois?
A what??

Have you engaged in group sex (more than 3 people)?
No. Maybe one day.

Have you had sex in a public place?
Yes.

Have you had sex outdoors in direct sunlight?
Yes.

Have you committed a sexual act while you or your partner was driving?
Yeah.

Are you a member of the mile high club?
No, one day tho.

Have you had sex in you or your partner's parents' bedroom?
No.

Have you had sex in the water (bathtub, hot tub, ocean, etc)?
Not yet. Seems a little unhygenic tho.

Have you used alcohol to lower someone's resistance?
lol no! wait... yeah.

Have you had sex while under the influence of illegal drugs?
Yep.

Have you ever taken a drug for the purpose of enhancing the sexual experience?
Nope.

Have you seen a live professional stripper?
Nope.

Have you committed an act of voyeurism (watched someone who did not know you were there)?
Nope.

Have you committed an act of public exhibitionism (stripping, streaking, etc)?
Yes.

Have you masturbated in someone else's presence?
Yep.

Have you had sex while you knew someone else was watching?
Nope.

Have you been walked in on while having sex?
Yep. Sucks.

Have you watched a pornographic movie with your sex partner?
No.

Have you been in or photographed a nude photo/video?
Yes.

Have you had pictures/video taken of you having sex?
Not that I know of.

Do you have a genital or nipple pierced?
Nope.

Have you practiced sexual role-playing?
Yeah.

Have you been blindfolded during sex?
Yeah.

Have you intentionally inflicted pain while performing sexual activities (sadism)?
Scratching and stuff

Have you willingly had pain inflicted on you during sexual activities (masochism)?
Scratching.

Have you used nipple clips?
Nope.

Have you used a whip, cat-o-nine-tails, or something similar for pain?
Nope.

Have you drawn blood by biting or scratching while performing sexual activities?
Yeah -blush-

Have you engaged in "golden showers"?
Ew no.

Have you committed bestiality?
NO

Have you practiced necrophilia?
NO

Have you ever skipped school/work/an important commitment to engage in sexual activity?
Not yet.

Have you ever used an electric toothbrush for sexual arousal of you or your partner?
Nope.

Have you ever used a massaging shower head for sexual purposes?
Not massaging.

Have you or your partner ever been tied up or otherwise restrained during sexual activity?
YUP

Have you or your partner ever dressed up as a nurse, schoolgirl, nun, etc. during sexual activity?
Nope.

Have you or your partner ever dressed up as a cop, priest, dominatrix, schoolteacher, etc. during sexual activity?
No, this is practically the same question.

Have you ever dressed up as a gender other than the one you are during sexual activity?
lol no, that'd be odd.

Have you ever been injured as a result of unusual sexual activity?
Mostly rugburns and knocking on headboards and some random bruises.

Have you participated in a threesome with two members of the opposite sex?
Nope

Have you participated in a threesome with two other members of the same sex?
Nope

Have you participated in a threesome with a member of the opposite sex and a member of the same sex?
Nope. No threesomes for moi.

Have you ever had sex while someone else was in the room and they didn't know?
Probably.

Have you ever had sex while someone else was in the room and they didn't care?
No.

Have you had sex in the same room with another couple, who were also having sex?
Not yet.

Have you ever had sex while using the pull-out method as the sole form of birth control?
Yep.

Have you gotten another person to scream your name during sexual activity?
Yeah.

Have you ever yelled out the wrong name?
lol I was drunk!

Have you given your or someone else's genitals a name?
yup yup

Have you ever had sex to music?
Yeah, that was difficult.

Have you ever been caught by security/the cops engaging in sexual activity in a place where you shouldn't?
haha yep.

Have you ever used sex as a way to get something you want (other than money)?
Yeah. To get him to do something.

Have you ever played strip poker?
I think so.

Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
Nop/

Have you ever eaten foodstuff that has been used for sexual purposes (excluding whipped cream, chocolate syrup, etc.)?
Yeah, honey.

Have you ever had sex with someone, but can't remember it because you were drunk at the time?
Lol Yes

Has there ever been an incident where you or your partner shot semen (or female ejaculate) over someone's head?
Nope?

Have you ever given or received a facial (female ejaculate counts)?
Nope.

Have you ever snowballed?
Ew no.

Have you ever given or received a rusty trombone?
wtf is that? No?

Do you have an "unusual" fetish (watches, latex, pickles, leg braces, etc.)?
Lip biting?

Have you ever given or received road head?
Nope.

Have you ever given a hand job to somebody while they were driving or received a hand job while you were driving?
Not really. Through the pants count?

Have you ever given/received head in a movie theater?
Yep.

Have you ever engaged in sexual activity in a school building?
Yes.

Have you ever engaged in sexual activity in a graveyard?
Nope.

Have you ever engaged in sexual activity in a police car?
Nope.

Have you ever had sex on the kitchen table?
Kitchen counter?

Have you ever had sex over the kitchen sink?
No.

Have you ever had sex in the rain?
No, we'd catch a cold!

Have you ever had sex in a tree?
On a tree.

Have you ever had sex WITH a tree (dendrophilia)?
NO

Have you ever had sex with twins?
no

At the same time?
n/a

Have you had sex with your sibling's partner?
nope.

Have you ever had sex with someone you were related to, but not by blood?
nope

Have you had nude photos of yourself posted on a public (anyone can access it) internet site?
nope

Have you ever had sex on webcam?
nope

Have you ever posed as someone older/younger/a different gender on the internet to get cyber sex?
not posed.

Have you ever had sex with someone you met online?
nope

Have you used this or other sex tests as a checklist of things to do?
lol no.